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5% annual increases in rent are
your Co. policy? We’ll go over the road then-our policy is not to
get screwed over by idiots with bad policy

LL: We
worry about the state of Lease Guru’s desk from all the thumping it
receives.

 

@4trucks

Dealers: Get a photo & story up
on your Facebook Pages about today’s first outgoing 61 Plate –
inspire the locals!

LL: Go
on, let’s do that. Then we can all get fired for going on Facebook
on new registration day. At least the availability of our jobs will
inspire the locals.

 

@leasingjobs101

Where has the summer gone? On a
similar note, where are all the job seekers with IT Finance sales
experience, #hardtofind

LL: And
what have you done with your question mark?

 

@terriblerenters

There are approximately 12 billion
light bulbs in use worldwide. Use that on date night to look
clever.

LL: Or
not. At least it removes the need to find other
conversation-killing facts for a second date.

 

@beverley_chung

I’m super excited to go to my first German class this
evening!

LL: Have
you met terriblerenters? #zwolfbillionlightbulbamdiewelt

 

@terminalsupply

It’s Truck Driver Appreciation
week, don’t forget to thank a trucker! #thankTruckers

LL: We
shall assume that this does not mean leaning out of the
passenger-side window and shouting our thanks at the nearest
18-wheeler on the M5?

 

@claire_mb

Equities, commodities, currencies: does correlation imply
causation? – 15 September

Iraqi gold and base metals: who
will buy? – 9 September

Equity runs dry, debt finance
disappears, bond markets stagnate – how will metal and mining
companies find cash in 2012 and beyond? – 5 September

LL: Tough questions, direct manner:
Why does Claire’s feed read like University Challenge?